The Aussie Easter Bunny

Dear Matilda and Ziggy,
Today the Easter Bunny met with me! She said her name was Karen and was looking forward to meeting you.

Karen is a funny looking bunny, the biggest I've ever seen. She has a long body and tail to help in hopping fences, and can hop so high she might even fly. That's because our Australian Easter Bunny is really a kick-ass kickboxing kangaroo!

Our Aussie Easter Kangaroo carries a magical collection of coloured eggs in her pouch to hide around your home. However, you should learn from my mistakes and only eat the wrapped ones. Alas, I did not share my chocolate eggs so now that roo mixes in her egg shaped poo!

The taste is terrible but mysteriously moreish. Would you care to swap or share with me? Please take care with your answer, lest you soon suffer the same as me! What shall I tell Karen?

Lots of love, from Uncle Awesome.