Terry the Tooth Fairy

Dear child,
Last night while you were sleeping, I came and took your tooth but not the tooth that you intended. Instead I took your two new flashy front teeth to pimp out me gob.

You see there are times I take the wrong tooth and times I take several, for Terry be my name and tooth fairy be me game but I'm no average f'n fairy. I don't like milk and I don't like carrots or cookies but I am very partial to Fire-Bomb Cinamon Schnapps.

So unless you want trouble always remember that in months that end in 'ember', Terry the Tooth Fairy's watching you!



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