Terry the cheap-ass tooth fairy

Dear Child,
Last night while you were sleeping, I came and took your tooth but not the tooth that you intended: Instead I took your new flashy front teeth to pimp out me gob!

You see there are times I take the wrong tooth and times I take several, for Terry be my name and tooth fairy be me game but I'm no average fack'n fairy.

I don't like milk and I don't like carrots or cookies but I is plenty partial to Fire-Bomb Cinamon Schnapps.

So if your cheap-ass mother, Emily, wants my kinda trouble, she'll scheme to skimp a costly precedent and spend two lousy dollars. That is when you'll know, I is coming to collect!

KISS, KISS!

 

MUSIC

Sympathy for devil, Rolling Stones 1968

Some say the devil is dead

 

REFERENCE LINKS

Tooth Fairy (Wikipedia)

 

TAGS

Devil, Photo, Portrait

 

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